Cheney failed me again.
I admit, he probably said the right thing, tried smoothing some feathers and what not, but dammit I wanted to see him snarl and tell the Media to pissoff!
He ain’t running in 2008, second to Karl Rove he is one of the most hated of Bush’s people by the “left”, why not take advantage of it.
“I shot a man, I am sorry that I did it, seems a lot of people do not understand the rules about lunch around me and I had to make a point. I called dibs on that last porkchop and he ignored me! So he walked into my birdshot a few hours later. I am truley sorry though, I really should have waited till he was closer.”
(IN all honesty this post is a bit of a joke, but I really think he should have been more “Fuck you MSM”ish)